Anyone can be a bananarchist and take direct action in the name of bananarchy.
Bananarchy welcomes people from all walks of life. It doesn't matter how many toes or eyes you have. Who gives a heck, it's bananas out here.
Bananarchy is a PRO RADIATION movement. Bananas are suffering from genetic monoculture just like humanity. We need more mutant banana varieties, just like we need more mutant human varieties. Investment in the survival of both these iconic species means embracing radiation as a powerful evolutionary force.
Banarchists believe in the supreme healing power of this charming and salubrious tropical fruit to end the suffering of humankind and the evils of industrial agriculture simultaneously. [insert obligatory rhetoric that BANANARCHY is #NotACult]